Waltham, MA – April 1, 2010 – Bluespec, Inc. announced today that it can no longer designate as exclusions people having pre-existing conditions and deny them treatment. The Health Care Bill recently signed into legislation requires that Bluespec support all engineers, regardless of previous experiences and their associated afflictions, even if caused by their own unfortunate lifestyle choices.
Whether suffering from toxic exposure to the notion of using sequential languages for hardware design, agonizing under an irrational obsession with paralyzing control-data flow graphs, or enduring delusional expectations that C/C++-based hardware design will ever work sufficiently well for anything more than loop-and-array block-level applications, engineers can no longer be denied relief at Bluespec.
Despite its apprehension about the prospects of dealing with all of the emotional and physiological damage, Bluespec is heartened by many user testimonials*, e.g.:
“I’ve suffered from Trebuchet Foot for many years. Simple things like pulling everything together and getting to the market take forever. I’m so happy to finally get the Bluespec treatment — it will make a huge difference.”
“When I looked up the symptoms for Sea-to-Silicosis, a lack of predictability and a long tail trying to converge to specification, the diagnosis made perfect sense for my real world pains.
The evaluation had been deceptively quick, but as it was small, perhaps it was not representative in retrospect. Bluespec is the medicine the doctor ordered.”
“This Fortissimovirus has been killing me. I’d caught this bug early on, but I now realize that it’s got many of the same issues as Verilogorrhea, just with fancier clothes.”
“I can’t wait to rid myself of these Picobes. I’d lost all visibility, making it hard to get my job done. Although I’d assumed that a common language would have made this easy, I’m now dependent on an expert to make headway and I’m still not getting it done. I can’t wait for Bluespec so that I can do things much faster and by myself.”
Bluespec has also received sponsorship from the Gates Foundation to focus on a certain chronic condition called “The Blub Syndrome”. Although it has existed as long as computer languages have, it was clearly articulated and given a name in a seminal scientific article in the early 2000s (http://www.paulgraham.com/avg.html). It describes a particular kind of “Situational Upstream Myopia” that afflicts many in the industry, and is now reaching epidemic proportions, sufficient to make it into a public health hazard.
Bluespec is instituting an immediate rehab program to those who were in danger of being lost at C. The CDC in Atlanta, which recommends against using C for hardware design, has applauded the move as timely and courageous.
* All testimonials are fictional, but are read by real actors and actresses.
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Contact George Harper, Bluespec’s vice president of marketing, for more details. He can be reached at (781) 250-2200 or via email at info@bluespec.com.
About Bluespec
Bluespec provides the only general-purpose, high-level synthesis toolset for any use model (models, testbenches, production IP) and design type (datapath, control, interconnect). Models and testbenches can be synthesized along with legacy IP to leverage emulation much earlier in the development cycle. Users get better chips to market sooner by developing software in parallel and validating architectures well before tapeout. Bluespec is the only synthesis tool built on atomic transactions, proven technology for managing and simplifying large-scale hardware concurrency. More information can be found on www.bluespec.com or by calling (781) 250-2200.